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My Great Butter Print Mystery

 

$27.02

Tuesday July, 26th 2011 - Book 72 - This was another mystery production scene complements of a "Wholesome Farms" Sysco box I salvaged. I still don't know what "Butter Prints" are, and even if I can guess...I think it's just another example of how factory-processed our food has become. "Butter Prints" makes it sound like they were stamped out of a giant robo-cow, or something. Hell, before I met Emily, I didn't know how easy it was to make butter from cream. Before Emily, cream was something that came out of a spray can, or some sort of powdery substance the US Government put in every MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) I ever opened, and often times used to make "wake-up mud" with. In any case, this production scene rolled off my one-man assembly line just fine. I'm sure it will make some proud book owner happy someday.  

PROP COSTS: $10.10 + (STORYTIME WORKED: 2hrs 20min x OUR EXCHANGE RATE (based on fed minimum wage): $7.25) = $27.02

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